Snow Ranting

I love snow. Yes I do. I love the fact that everything looks clean and soft. I love the fact I can leave distinctive foot prints in the now. I especially love the fact that my cat hates snow because the entertainment value of watching her try and make it to her favourite peeing spot on the lawn is priceless.

What I do not like are little shitty children throwing snowballs at me that contain not only snow, but rocks. I mean for god sake, throwing snowballs at your friends it totally fine. I love having snow ball fights. If that is what you want to do with your friends then please do. Hell, shove a whole snow drift down the back of their jumper for all I care, but leave perfect strangers the fuck alone.

If you had not already guessed, yesterday I was walking home from the shop when a bunch of nasty, grotty little 12 year olds started pelting me. Thankfully the little shits were a bad aim so most of them missed. However I still arrived back at my house dripping wet and very very annoyed. I know I should have completely ignored them but I couldn't help myself..I turned around and gave one the finger.

The leason I learned from all this? Children piss me off.